that was more of an internet meme list.
here is random:
once upon a time, there was a magical waffle named Irving. Irving was a magical waffle living in new york who attended a school that had 67 stories. he got hooked on drugs in a forest with unicorns and woke up in a bathtub next to a sign that said "get your liver removed"
there's more. but i doubt you care.
Althaz
now that was random...