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MMAOO! (part 3) (NSFW)

2010-11-02 22:04:25 by LegAlexxx

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Heyy asl?
You: No, I'm ash
Stranger: xD
You: not asl
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: ash ;D
You: Get it right...
Stranger: Go get your pokemon
You: I already have al 493 of 'em
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Gavin ? are you ?
You: They see me trollin', they hatin'!
You: no, i'm trollman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi.
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: You might as well disconnect if you're looking for a female.
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: Monster?
Masturbation?
Manly man?
Stranger: massive dick
You: no
Stranger: indeed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: Stranger: Hi stranger, lets cut the crap; are you:
A. horny female?
B. horny male?
C. looking for a normal chat?
D. a dinosaur?
E. a Pokemon?
F. a Troll?
G. other (tell what)?
or
E. really bad a grammar?
Stranger: from?
You: E. and F.
Stranger: vc e brasileiro e oq
?
You: from pallet town.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi! Im into licking feet, submissive :) looking to chat with a master or mistress, I have no Skype etc......:P im F 22 and bi
You: scatophilia?
You: hi
Stranger: im a boy with a cheesy cock lookin for to talk to a girl msn ?
You: I'm allergic to cheese.
Stranger: im a boy 18 years old with a cheesy cock lookin for to talk to a girl msn ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: lol hey
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: hii
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
You: Hi!
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine you?
Stranger: can't really complain
You: why is that?
Stranger: its comfortable, im not really that hungry and the tv is on
You: J'ai une grosse queue...
You: lucky you
Stranger: what was that first one?
You: I have a huge dong
Stranger: congratulations?
You: Oh, no, really, I can't!
You: Le plus drôle, c'est que tu ne sais pas ce que j'écris comme ça!
You: Y'a quelqu'un?
Stranger: i only understand English sir...
You: that's what i said
Stranger: A wild Abra appears! Abra uses Teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: oops
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: m/f? Mother-fucker?
Stranger: male or female? dip shit
You: miracle whip.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

CHORUS
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

(CHORUS)

CHORUSCHORUS
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

(CHORUS)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: girl?
You: get off my lawn
Stranger: ??
You: I SAID FUCK OFF, DAMN KID!!
Stranger: u are girl?
You: G.I.R.L. ----> Guy In Real Life=yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi!
You: That's what she said...
Stranger: that's got to be one of the worst "That's what she said" that i've ever heard, sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Are you good at chemistry?
You: Maybe?
You: why?
Stranger: Can you answer this?
Stranger: When 1.00 g of benzoic acid is burned in a bomb calor-
imeter containing 3.62 kg of water, the temperature rises
from 24.33oC to 25.99oC. The heat of combustion of benzoic
acid under these conditions is 26.4 kJ/g. What is the heat
capacity of the bomb calorimeter in Joules/oC? (The
specific heat of water is 4.184 J/goC.)
Stranger: I need help with chemistry
You: Jason, go to bed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: heyy,, asl
You: 14/male/Ferme ta putain de gueule
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: Now, for the Grand Final!
Stranger: what
You: Knock-knock!
Stranger: whos there
You: ummm...
You: wait, i'll google it!
Stranger: lol
You: Knock-knock?
Stranger: whos there
You: Honey bee
Stranger: honey bee what
You: Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
You: Powwww!
Stranger: lol
You: *drums* ta-ta-tsshhh
You: Knock-knock?
Stranger: whos there
You: Says
Stranger: says who
You: Says me, that's who?
You: *crowd* Owwwwww!
You: Knock-knock?
You: (again)
Stranger: whos there
You: Ima
Stranger: ima who
You: Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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